An extensive survey of Yale’s incoming freshmen has found that the Class of 2022 will be “the most diverse in University history.” They’ll be five percent homosexual, 9% bisexual or transsexual, 8% asexual, and 3% unwilling to answer the question, which sounds pretty coy-sexual to me. Also, they’re all left-wing. We’ll analyze the increasingly homogenous “diversity” on campus and what can be done about it. Then, speaking of diversity, the Dalai Lama defends nationalism in Europe, and Twitter bans oldspeak. Finally, the Mailbag!