President Covfefe, our beloved troll in chief, has reportedly requested a military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue for either Memorial Day, Independence Day, or Veterans Day. Historically ignorant leftists and anti-Trump Republicans insist honoring our military is unprecedented and will destroy the republic. Then, Elisha Krauss and Erielle Davidson join to discuss breaking news that Barack Obama lied over Hillary's FBI investigation, more breaking news that Clinton hatchet man Sid Blumenthal may have kicked off the Russia investigation, Canada’s illiterate Prime Minister Ken Doll Justin Trudeau's changing "mankind" to "people-kind."