Mike Schur is here to discuss earthquakes, Aubrey Plaza having a moment on SNL, and the earth spinning the opposite direction before Kings That Make You Smile, Mike's Stat of the Day, and opening some more 90s baseball cards. Then, Amin says it's time we update the metaphor from ski masks on bank robbers for players who are under-performing on their contracts to Wall Street suits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices